I am MAN hear me ROAR

These are the most romantic lyrics ever.


Yes I am a man. A real man, one that eats raw meat, drinks beer and grows a beard.

Women can relate to all sloppy songs, no matter what. But men, well we have a slight problem with it. It all comes down to the fact that the songs aren't written very well and basically confuse us. If someone were to sing a song about missing a nail with a hammer and hitting their thumb, you know right on the nail, then every man in the world would shed a tear.

But alas this will never happen. So we will have to stick to decent song lyrics from good ol Trey Parker, Matt Stone and The Dan Band. They tell it like it is.

One slight problem, if you haven't seen Pearl Harbour then you won't get it.


Damn you Bay you win this round!

Bye bye

I have just finished watching the FINAL episode of Arrested Development.

Those of you that have watched it will have surely enjoyed it as much as I did.

Surely.

Its great to see a decent comedy programme.

I am kinda happy that it got cancelled with some notice.

Because, this meant they could actually end the series well. Instead of dragging it out for bloody ages until everyone got sick of it. Like some shows i could mention.

I mean some shows get cancelled before they have a chance to finish what they start. Carnivale and Firefly to name but two.

The ending was really good and left me happy and satisfied. Like I had just eated a whole box of Jaffa Cakes, you know the three pack boxes.

Those of you not into the show should get it. Now! Now I say!

Time and money well spent, after all this is the show that gave us cracking lines like,

"Its an illusion, a trick is what a whore does for money *quickly notices the children present* or candy!"

Gob: Hey, guy. They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio.
Spanish actor: Como?
Gob: Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.

BTW Gob is the best character in the show.


I appreciate your time.

Was it something I said?

Now its a good job that I learnt a long time ago that sense in this world doesn't get you far.

I mean this makes no sense to me.

Imprisoned.

Three years.

Its a Story About A Little Chicken

Went to see Chicken Little the other day.

Basically take War of the Worlds (2005) minus Tom Cruise, add Zach Braff playing a nerdy chicken, add tons of father son relationship problems (yes more than Speilberg put in) put in a mix of cartoon world then loosly base it around Chicken Licken and there you go.

I didn't really laugh at it.

Jessica didn't really laugh at it.

So its to kiddy for a 5yr old.

But even so the cameo's at the end will make you crap yourself.

1, Patrick Warburton. Aka The Tick or Joe from Family Guy.

2, I'm not even gonna say. Its to cool to appear on this page.

I will say that its another Family Guy regular. But not a main cast member.

Overll I'd give the film 6/10

At some point God created Mum

Phew, what a week.

Well folks you'll all be glad to know that I got a new coat, and its pretty much exactly the same as my old one. I wasn't ready for a new one, and change is never good. EVER!

Told my mum about all the bad goings on that have happened and how I have had to endure the scallies on the bus playing Shaun Paul through their crappy sounding phones.

Did the puppy dog eyes thing.

And hey presto, my Mum has been kind enough to get me a new ipod. Its a video one and everything.

Now, I was thinking this is a good thing cause then I can watch Family Guy, American Dad and shit loads of other stuff that I download on the bus, or in the staffroom or maybe on the toliet. hey its my pod and I'll take it where ever I want. Plus its LOUD! I mean really loud. So loud that if you play I by Meshuggah from about 8mins on your brain will rattle then melt away. THAT GOOD! And don't even get me started on how dizzy I got listening to Sybreed. Sweet Zombie Jesus.

Slight problem. The rudding thing doesn't come with very clear instructions. Apple are now under the impression that everyone has a pod and so know how to use it, its literally a case of

"Put a cd in.......click import"

doesn't mention what program you need, or even mention all the other pigging crap that comes up when you use itunes.

And it only seems to mention the video when it tells you to go to the Apple shop and buy videos.


Hmmmmmm me thinks that you can only get music videos. Which I don't really watch. but could use as a way of impressing myself by just getting all Michel Gondry's stuff. The man is crazy.

But the video nonsense aside, I love my Mum for getting me a nice new shiny pod. Now i just have to add this to the other kergillion pounds that I owe her not to mention the fact that she did give birth to me.

Hmmmmmm don't think I'm ever gonna be able to pay back either of those things.


I know what to do.


*puppy dog eyes*


*Single tear*