Beware Commuters

There is a guy that everyone needs to know about.

He gets on the bus a lot, problem is you never know what bus he is gonna be getting on.

So everyone (EVERYONE!) needs to be aware.

First off, he's crazy..............or drunk. More likely than not drunk which has made him crazy.

Secondly, he will talk to you about anything and everything. But you can't understand him at all, because he is drunk and mumbles about...........I don't know cause he mumbles!

Thirdly, he shushes everything and everyone. This is important its how you will know who he is. He will talk to you, but his hands are always moving non stop. Kinda reminds me of Capt Jack Sparrow in that sense, but only more hammered and shushing everything.

He has this thing as well of getting angry out of the blue.

He was on my bus the other day and we were passing the Ford car dealership. For NO reason he started shaking his fist, mumbling something about "bastards" and shushing them. Did he buy a faulty car? Probably not cause he's always drunk, so couldn't drive if he wanted to. Did they refuse to sell him a car? Most likely but then I would think he would be happy as it has saved him money that he can use for booze................cheap cheap booze that will kill him off eventually.

The guy is actually crazy, but I love him cause he keeps me amused and scares the living hell out of all on board the bus.

People were moving seats to get away from him. I stuck in my seat (two away from him) just to listen to his ramblings.

If anyone see's him and can report back on what he was doing/shushing I would love to hear about it.

Here he is..........





in all his shushing glory.


Also as a side note, you can just about make it out, he is wearing a Wu-Tang Clan coat.

I have no idea why, but I think thats ace!