We're Number One..................HERE!

The World Cup (thats football) is just around the corner.

Personally I can't wait. Gonna get the shirt and everything.

I really like it when its World Cup time cause everyone starts to show off their Patriotic side. It doesn't matter wether you just use an England Pen, or wear an England cap or perhaps you are one of those people that have a Bulldog wearing a Union Jack top tattoo. Whatever you do you are English and that means we are on the same side.

There are, however, people that aren't exactly behind the football *cough*bastards*cough* and don't feel the need to join in the fun.

So to help you out there are plenty of England based products to get you kinda interested. It doesn't matter what or who you are, there is a product for everyone.

For Him

For Her

If all else fails you can just get one of those car flags and have that to show how much you care.

So far I have seen one van with five of them. On one van. Five flags. Incredible.

Anyhow, I am trying to point out that no matter what you are, what you do there is a product for you................hang on. What if you're old?


Oh wait a second, *really* old people fought wars so they must be patriotic enough by now............surely?


No they are not! And thats why they have their own special product to get them in the spirit.


Personally if all of my friends had been killed in either of the Great Wars, I would take THIS as an insult.

However, they weren't so I actually like it.

(For those of you not in the know, thats a bingo dabber!)

Only costs a pound as well!


You can't but a price on National Pride, Even if David Beckham is determined to make us all look like twats.