Time+Man = Anything

Man is constantly getting hassle and stick from his counterpart woman.

It seems that when ever man gets some time on his hands he does something mischevious and badong. No you filthy minded reader I don't mean that, but yes that is most likely what he is doing.

Some men have lots of authority and power and as a result start wars and command other men with time on their hands to do things. This can be something good, like building things. Men are good at building things.......better than women anyway.

But if a man can't build anything then what will he do with his time?

I'll tell you, he's gonna sit in his house and wait for Christmas. Cause he is gonna kick ass with his amazing display of light and sound.

Seriously, this had to be created by a man. A man with to much time on his hands, but he got a rating of 9.01! So all the hardwork and being nagged at by the missus counts, cause it really does kick ass.

I can just imagine this guy's wife screaming into the dark of the basement for him

"John? John I haven't seen you for three weeks, the kids miss you"
"I'm creating!"
"What are you doing down there?"
"Forget the kids............you'll thank me at Christmas when Johnson next door kills himself"
"err..........what?"
"Leave me with my lights..................my........precious"

*wife backs away from door packs bags and leaves with kids*