Did anyone see the England V Hungary game the other day?
Well we won, 3-1. Peter Crouch scored. For those not in the know he is a lanky git.
Now as we all know when a goal is scored its normal for the scorer to celebrate. Crouch did some dancing, which is now being referred to as "doing the Crouch".
But wait! This is his dancing.
Thats not "The Crouch" Thats Robot Dancing.
There were pictures the other day in The Sun "newspaper" showing you step by step how to do it. It also mentioned that its what embarrasing uncles do at weddings.
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Myself and two like minded groove-meisters, have been doing this dance for years. As well as body popping. Not always (but mostly) when hammered.
There is nothing wrong with this futurisitic dance at all, it shows timing and skill the likes of which are rarely seen on the dancefloor, well from the drunk people that I see through my drunk eyes anyway.
I am happy that Crouch did this infront of millions, it has opened the worlds heart to the dance, and apparently its the new sensation sweeping the nation. Good.
But world, please remember who started this off.
My drunken friends and myself.
So.........if you need to learn how to do the robot, and body popping, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them. Then maybe you should call...........the Thursday-Team.
*que gun fire followed by bizare techno music*
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drunk enough to kick rebel ass we were.
How the hell do we get out of this room?
Do we have to wish our way out?
*clicks heels together*
If you need help, and if you can find them, sober...
...well, that's where your luck runs out - No one gets TWO miracles.
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