I have found the best way to end an argument.
Its not......"your mum"
Basically I was having an argument with some customers at work and I thought of what to say to shut them up. Didn't have the courage to say it to them, but if I did it would have shut them up forever.
Its really simple I wish I had thought of it earlier.
Customer: Why don't you do this........blah blah blah. I think that if you did X, Y and Z then A,B and C would be better and that would make everyone happier and everyone would appreciate the hard work that you are putting in here. This would result in you getting married and having a loving family and never wanting to put a golden bullet into your head. Which would make the world turn much more happily, cease poverty and in time make the world a peacefull and Bushless place.
Craig: Cause...................I 'ate you. *walks away*
yes folks its that easy. Just tell the person that is argueing with you that you " 'ate" them and walk away.
This may lead to a further argument put at least you have stopped the one you were having.
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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO?
Its a film of great importance, I know all I need to know. I wanna see it........oh hang on NO I DON'T. Its Transformers Bay-enised. So its gonna be crap, but it has Optimus Prime THE REAL ONE in it so I wanna see it. But Bumble Bee is a porsche or summit so I don't wanna see it.
Ah the inner termoil.
"I 'ate you"
I assume you'd do this in some kind of French accent. To be fair I find this works well in stopping folk talking to you no matter what you say.
"Crazy gibberish!"
French accent.........
FRENCH ACCENT! You have angered me sir. I normally do it in my own crappy "what the hell is my accent" accent. Or go for a Cockerny one. Either way it works.
I hope when you shout "Crazy Gibberish" that you shake your fist at them, very angrily.
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