Wait a min thats just not right at all/Daddy cool

Two posts for the price of one.

Life is full of mis-matches. You will see this when you are walking down the street. The very pretty girl walking hand in hand with the complete idiot. The guy that screams at her for no reason and starts shouting and swearing as he limps along in his tracksuit each foul word that escapes his mouth gives you more insight into his mouth where you can see his jagged black teeth, his mouth looks like some kind of rusty bear trap.

But its not just on the street where you can see these odd couples.

This ultra-hot woman is dating and IS thinking about eloping with this idiot.

How and why?

Hang on there is more, this stunning curvy lovely is going out with this idiot! Christ he is using a tie as a belt! Yaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

Something is definately wrong with the world.

But this ties in quite nicley with my next bit.

Gave a girl at work my number. Took her while but she started texting me. All good me thinks.
Now, the last time I saw her at work (she's a customer by the way) she couldn't walk in a straight line and was laughing all the time.

Me, I know exactly what makes me do that. Alcohol.

So, we're texting and everything is cool........until I send one that reads something like

"Was it my imagination or were you a bit tipsy the other night?"

The reply made me feel like the bastard I am.

"Tipsy? No. I had an accident that day. I have been down the hospital all day today. Can hardly walk"

I apologised, but alas no word back. No shock there I guess. Maybe....just maybe this is where the idiots are winning. Cause they know the difference between a girl that had an accident and someone that is drunk. Their perceptive minds are obviously far greater than mine.


But still.......Billy Zane and Jim Carrey deserve each other not the women they are with.


Makes me sick.