Every now and then Jecca stays over. When it comes time for bed she brushes her teeth, I get her a bowl of biscuits and some juice for the night and I read her 2 Dr Seuss books.
The other night I had sent her upstairs to get her teeth brushed while I got her bedtime snack.
Craigy: I am in the kitchen getting the bowl out of the cupboard and looking for biscuits when....
Jecca: I screamed as loud as I could when I saw it. I was scared out of my skin, I needed help so screamed for my Daddy
Craigy: I dropped the bowl and ran as fast as I could upstairs. As I got closer to the top Jecca was outside the bathroom crying and pointing into the bathroom.
Jecca: My Daddy was running faster than I had ever seen. I pointed into the bathroom so that he could get him.
Craigy: Hang on did she just say "him"? I kicked the door open and was ready for anything.
Jecca: So.....Dad just stood there and look confused.
Craigy: "Jecca there is no-one here? What happened?"
Jecca: Dad just hadn't seen him yet, so I pointed at him.
Craigy: Why in gods name is she pointing above me? I looked up and there it was.............the biggest bloody moth I have ever seen in my life.
Jecca: My dad just walked calmly out of the bathroom picked something up and went back into the bathroom.
Craigy: I am terrified of moths. I hate all flying insects. I jumped out and picked up something to kill it fatally with. I saw a DVD case. Oddly enough "The Love Bug". I had no love for this bug. I walked back into the bathroom.
Jecca: Dad closed the door behind him. He did this so I didn't see him kill it, plus he didn't want it to escape.
Craigy: I closed the door so that Jecca didn't see what a big wuss I am with moths, plus I didn't want it to escape. What if I couldn't find it. It might land on me when I'm asleep. *shudders*
Jecca: There was lots of banging and crashing, then the light went out.
Craigy: The bloody thing was moving so quick round the light, I tried throwing stuff at it but that didn't work. I thought I could calm it down by switching the light off.
Jecca: It all went quiet for a while.
Craigy: I stood there in the dark and then realised..............crap this thing could be anywhere now!
Jecca: The light came on and TWACK!
Craigy: I turned the light on and the rudding thing was on the wall next to me, without hesitating I hit it.
Jecca: The toilet flushed.
Craigy: Scooped up the dead moth and flushed it away. Then went out to make sure Jecca was ok.
Jecca: Daddy walked out the Hero he is, "You're the strongest Daddy ever!" I gave him a big hug.
Craigy: Who the hell am I to ruin this moment? "Thank you Jecca I did it all for you".
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Hail the conquering hero
B.K
YAY For killing pointless insects!!!
-Kelly
The thing I don't get about moths is that they are made of dust.
I swear you hit one and it explodes into dust.
Its like a smaller scale of Buffy!
Hate them so much.
ROFLMAO
It is the future.
Moths, are banned...
So it was written, and it shall be done!
*picks up torch and pitch fork*
DEATH TO ALL MOTHS!
and Richard Gere!
*Squint eyes*
*Through Gritted teeth*
Richard Gere
It makes sense, if you think about it.
[slowly turns to face camera]
*audience thinks for a second*
So they are gonna kill all Moths AND Richard Gere.
Hmmmmmm
Well both are completely pointless and add nothing to anything.
Both are made entirely of dust.
I will back this conquest!
As long as we are naming pointless actors that should be chased down the street and acroos fields with pitchforks........
Gerard Depardieu.
If for no other reason, for his main picture on imdb.
This man must be hunted.
GET ME LANCE HENRIKSEN!
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