Come on Henry Lets Eat

I love food.

Really any kind I can get in my hungry little mouth. I will eat anything that people set in front of me. I will eat even more if its free, like a certain legend Henry.

The other day I got home from work and there was little to no food in the house. So decided to have cereal. Its the meal you can have any time of the day. But the bowls we have are way to small, and I was VERY hungry. This would mean I would have to make a second possibly a third bowl. This would mean two possibly three trips to the kitchen. And I am very lazy. So broke out the emergency bowl.

This is a bowl I bought. The ones in the house are small and crap, I did argue when they were bought, but was told to be silent. In protest I bought a salad bowl just for me. The kind that you use to have a large salad in for everyone to get some from. Its really big.

Here is what I had for dinner that night



Thats FOUR Weetabix and a generous helping of Frosties.


It just about killed me to eat it all.

Tonight a similar problem occured. I was hungry. But huzzah its pay day so I got Chinese food.

Had it in the bowl again. It was such a glorious sight I have to share it.



Yum Yum, Thats Chicken Chow-Mein, Special Fried Rice and Chips. Hey, I'm English that gives me the right to destroy every meal by adding chips to it.

I did get worried that maybe people wouldn't think the bowl was that big and maybe I zoomed in or something.



I can fit my hand in there!!!

Awesome, now if only I could actually put some weight on with all this food I eat, then I would be real happy.

So beware readers, if you ever invite me to a party for a buffet or even your own house for a meal, I will conquer the food table and leave no survivors.

Track of the Month

Unfortunatley, I'm not as good at this blooging as somepeople I know, so i don't know how to put a song on here.

But, Guster, I hope tomorrow is like today. Is an ace track.

And everyone should listen to it.

Its from the Wedding Crashers soundtrack if that helps influence you.


You have been educated!

Beware Commuters

There is a guy that everyone needs to know about.

He gets on the bus a lot, problem is you never know what bus he is gonna be getting on.

So everyone (EVERYONE!) needs to be aware.

First off, he's crazy..............or drunk. More likely than not drunk which has made him crazy.

Secondly, he will talk to you about anything and everything. But you can't understand him at all, because he is drunk and mumbles about...........I don't know cause he mumbles!

Thirdly, he shushes everything and everyone. This is important its how you will know who he is. He will talk to you, but his hands are always moving non stop. Kinda reminds me of Capt Jack Sparrow in that sense, but only more hammered and shushing everything.

He has this thing as well of getting angry out of the blue.

He was on my bus the other day and we were passing the Ford car dealership. For NO reason he started shaking his fist, mumbling something about "bastards" and shushing them. Did he buy a faulty car? Probably not cause he's always drunk, so couldn't drive if he wanted to. Did they refuse to sell him a car? Most likely but then I would think he would be happy as it has saved him money that he can use for booze................cheap cheap booze that will kill him off eventually.

The guy is actually crazy, but I love him cause he keeps me amused and scares the living hell out of all on board the bus.

People were moving seats to get away from him. I stuck in my seat (two away from him) just to listen to his ramblings.

If anyone see's him and can report back on what he was doing/shushing I would love to hear about it.

Here he is..........





in all his shushing glory.


Also as a side note, you can just about make it out, he is wearing a Wu-Tang Clan coat.

I have no idea why, but I think thats ace!

The BEST.........YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!

Ok so the new Pearl Jam album came out a while a go. Its taken me a while to digest it all.


But its............soooooooo goooooooooood.

Now a lot of people don't get why I love them so much.

Seriously I AM going to get a Pearl Jam tattoo one day.

They are one of my best friends. When I was an angsty teenager they were angsty and as I have grown up so have they.

So with each album they realease each one is matching the point in my life. The songs the music the lyrics all speak to me in a way that no other band will or can. For this reason I can't put the albums in any order of greatness, cause each one means something else to me, its all perfect in everyway.

They are incapable of making a bad song.

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS!!!!!

Yes you know who you are, do NOT doubt Pearl Jam. ANY song.

The new album is stonking. Starts off very rocky (the music type not the boxer type) then mellows out, then rocks a bit more then chills out completely.

I coudln't possibly pick a fav song. But.........Come Back stands out for me. And Parachutes, and Unemployable........bugger.

Now you have to understand that Eddie Vedder is the only singer/songwriter worth giving a damn about, ever. The voice and the lryics are amazing.


Really, I don't care who you are or what your music type is, you need Pearl Jam in your life.

They will effect you the way music should........emotionally.

Some songs make you wanna get up and rock out, some chill out, some will speak the complete truth, but all will come across the way a good friend would talk to you, if they rocked out that is.


not sure what I'm trying to get across here.


*thinking*


STOP LOOKING AT ME


JUST BUY THEIR BLOODY ALBUMS!!!!

We're Number One..................HERE!

The World Cup (thats football) is just around the corner.

Personally I can't wait. Gonna get the shirt and everything.

I really like it when its World Cup time cause everyone starts to show off their Patriotic side. It doesn't matter wether you just use an England Pen, or wear an England cap or perhaps you are one of those people that have a Bulldog wearing a Union Jack top tattoo. Whatever you do you are English and that means we are on the same side.

There are, however, people that aren't exactly behind the football *cough*bastards*cough* and don't feel the need to join in the fun.

So to help you out there are plenty of England based products to get you kinda interested. It doesn't matter what or who you are, there is a product for everyone.

For Him

For Her

If all else fails you can just get one of those car flags and have that to show how much you care.

So far I have seen one van with five of them. On one van. Five flags. Incredible.

Anyhow, I am trying to point out that no matter what you are, what you do there is a product for you................hang on. What if you're old?


Oh wait a second, *really* old people fought wars so they must be patriotic enough by now............surely?


No they are not! And thats why they have their own special product to get them in the spirit.


Personally if all of my friends had been killed in either of the Great Wars, I would take THIS as an insult.

However, they weren't so I actually like it.

(For those of you not in the know, thats a bingo dabber!)

Only costs a pound as well!


You can't but a price on National Pride, Even if David Beckham is determined to make us all look like twats.

You Should Know About This

I now have about 6 people reading this blog.

I am chuffed with this.

I know that I have spoken to people about this film, and to be fair all the people I have spoken about it with spend time on the net so should know about it already.

But some of you don't know about the brilliance that is Snakes On A Plane

But watch the sneak-peak trailer. There are loads of home made ones around but this is the proper one.

Watch Trailer

Full Trailer will come out soon.


Regulars on the net will know about threads/message borads.

They are full of idiots telling other idiots they are wrong and should listen to their idiotic views.


But once in a while you get a great thread.

This is ace.

Dr Mambo2004's comment is the best.

Todays Lessons

1, Buses from town start at about 06:00, apart from the one YOU want, which runs a lot later.

2, Fat women wear way to much bad perfume.

3, There is a Metro Mini.

4, I want it.

5, It doesn't matter what time of the day you get the bus, annoying people will get on.

6, If you were sick, and it takes you 1 1/2 hours to get home, you thank God for Ribena.

7, If you were sick, you want to get a direct bus home, any bus that isn't drect will have loads of speed bumps.

8, This makes you feel worse.

9, The guy that bought the cheese and onion cob in the shop and messed about taking ages to pay when all you wanted to do was drink your bloody ribena, will sit right behind you and breath stale cheese and onion breath all over you for the duration of the trip.

10, This makes you feel worse.