We have the Evidence

Here we go, the pictures from the Sci-Fi day out.

Jecca looking stunning as always.

I bought her a bridesmaid dress for Xmas, and she *had* to wear it "in case the Dr was there".

I can see where this is going and I can see me having harsh words with Mr Tennant, err I mean the Dr.


But anyway, pictures to be found here

Easily Distracted

I have been moaned at that I am not working hard enough on the whole Hating it here pages.
Well I have had a lot on my mind recently, and its a little mind so can only deal with a few things at a time.

Main reason, ITS THE WORLD CUP!

Next reason, I have had my mind thinking about............things.

Next and last reason, I am currently addicted to Youtube. Its a cracking site. Go there log in and search and comedian or funny show........or any show and you will have loads of clips. Some people have made themselves which can be a bit hit and miss. but there is some quality.

This week I have been mostly watching Dane Cook, Will Ferrel, Ben Stiller, Steve Carrel, William Shatner and Chris Rock.

But its not just funny videos. You also have serious ones. And the only serious ones I have bothered with are football ones. Every now and then you get the two combined, comedy footbally video-y thing-y.

Wayne Rooney.

NEW Wayne Rooney this one should take you to the funny Wayne Rooney Video. Try it! THE GIANT RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS COMMAND IT! (No-one gets it)

I also really like this one. Simple little idea and well made. It gets two thumbs up.


So thats all I am doing. And until something really interesting happens or we win the Cup I probably won't post for a while.


Sorry.


PS Been at it again. Two words people. Robot Chicken. Those not in the know its brilliant and funny and you should watch it all. There is loads of stuff on youtube.

The BESTEST!

Not much I can add to this.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS EVERY WEEK

It will be updated each week most likely on a Sunday, cause after the show its bed time.

Link to the right.

She types it all herself and has now said

"I love the internet"

Loves the internet, likes Marines, loves futurama and likes rock music.

I'm doing something right!

Let the Geekyness Commence

Jecca is a sensible girl (mostly) she likes good things (....mostly). She has gone crazy on Dr Who. Loves the show. Loves Rose. Had her haircut to look like her more. made me sad.

But none the less, I took her to a Sci-Fi show today.

It was at the National Space Center. Had a really good day. They had loads of Dr Who stuff, that jecca really liked. Loads of Alien stuff and even Firefly stuff!

Oddly though, all the Firefly had "No Photography" signs all round it. And a random woman watching you as you got closer to it making sure you didn't take any pictures. Felt like shouting "No pictures, no pictures" everytime I went back to have another look.

I took loads of pictures, but unfortunately on a real camera, so you will all have to wait till I get them developed and scanned.

Jecca was scared by Davros and the Daleks. REALLY didn't like them, but they were squirting water at people so I held her close and got her to watch so that she saw the funny side and just enjoyed herself. Didn't want her to go home just remembering being scared. i thought that was the right thing to do, see her scared just pick her up (me being brave and strong I can handle any danger and will save her) and just showing her there is nothing to be scared of from a safe distance.

Which brings me nicely to my fav point of the day.

Dad: Go and stand next to the Dalek for a picture son.
Son: *shitting himself* err...........no
Dad: get over there for the picture. I want a picture of the Dalek.
Son: I don't want to.
Dad: get over there!
Son: No *starts crying*
Dad: Fucks sake! *pushes camera into sons chest, storms over to Dalek, stands there smiling like a cunt* Take a fucking picture.

No his kid was about 8ish he was like 30. I wanted to hit him so much.

My version of this conversation.

Craigy: Want your picture next to a Dalek?
Jecca: *Shitting herself* NO!
Craigy: Ok, who do you want a picture next to?
Jecca: The army!
Craigy: Army?...........you mean the Marines? The marines from Alien?
Jecca: YEAH!
Craigy: Lets find them! Jecca....you are quality.
Jecca: I know!

We did and I hope it turns out cause its going to be a great picture.

It was a top day, made all the better by Jecca having a great time as well.

Not much more you can ask for.

But this badge didn't go a miss!

You Make Me Uncomfortable

Went to get my haircut today. I go to a barbers, cause I don't see the point in having my hair styled and coloured. Some people do, fair play but thats not my bag baby.

One of the main reasons I like the barbers is, you walk in, wait your turn. But shit when it is your turn you are in and out of that chair quciker than if you went to the toilet!

No mess no fuss, tell 'em what you want they do it all for £8! Plus you get a tissue, today I got two! Its for the loose hair you sick minded reader.

One thing I don't like is that you have to make conversation with someone that you don't know. If you upset them........well aside from giving you a bad haircut they could cut and kill you.

But today I got another reason to hate being in that chair.

I'm sat there caped and everything, me I put my elbows on the arm rest of a chair with my hands meeting across my belly. So my elbow is sticking out a bit.

The guy that was cutting my hair stands next to me (facing me) while cutting my hair. Nice and normal, hang on he just took a step forward........and another one. HOLY SHIT! WHAT PART OF.........HIM IS TOUCHING MY ARM?!?!?!?!? Please note I am looking at myself in the mirror as all of this is happening. I looked scared. I moved my arm, he stepped forward again to make his......touch my arm. In the end I moved my arm completely from the rest and just wished for the whole thing to end. Was kind of hoping for a discount, but alas I wasn't given one. Maybe if I had have kept my arm there for a little longer.

But I felt violated in all the wrong ways.


Also saw a guy today wearing a black polo shirt.


And pink trousers.


*blink*


No, that really happened.

I'm F***ing Craig

This was sent to me today.

Apparently this should be my theme song.

For those of you that actually know me, only you can tell.

Those that have only read my sad little life............well apparently I'm a partying machine.

Craig's Theme Song

Either way, I think its funny.

Time+Man = Anything

Man is constantly getting hassle and stick from his counterpart woman.

It seems that when ever man gets some time on his hands he does something mischevious and badong. No you filthy minded reader I don't mean that, but yes that is most likely what he is doing.

Some men have lots of authority and power and as a result start wars and command other men with time on their hands to do things. This can be something good, like building things. Men are good at building things.......better than women anyway.

But if a man can't build anything then what will he do with his time?

I'll tell you, he's gonna sit in his house and wait for Christmas. Cause he is gonna kick ass with his amazing display of light and sound.

Seriously, this had to be created by a man. A man with to much time on his hands, but he got a rating of 9.01! So all the hardwork and being nagged at by the missus counts, cause it really does kick ass.

I can just imagine this guy's wife screaming into the dark of the basement for him

"John? John I haven't seen you for three weeks, the kids miss you"
"I'm creating!"
"What are you doing down there?"
"Forget the kids............you'll thank me at Christmas when Johnson next door kills himself"
"err..........what?"
"Leave me with my lights..................my........precious"

*wife backs away from door packs bags and leaves with kids*

Avert Your Eyes

Last night at work.

I was walking around.

As you do.

I spotted a lady.

A fat lady.

I mean Orca fat.

She was wearing a strap top sort of thing.

And jogging bottoms.

She scratched herself.

In her bathing suit area.




She REALLY went for it.


I almost vomited.


The thought keeps creeping back and making me feel ill.






Its good to share.

*grin*

Passing My (limited) Wisdom

I have always tried to pass on some kind of sense and knowledge to Jecca.

Today, I continued in my quest.

First off, took her to the cinema. Film is a really big thing for me (in a very geeky way) so would like to pass on my love for it.

So I took her to see Curious George. The great thing of having a 6 yr old around is that it gives you great excuse to act like an idiot and get to see all the kids films that you want to with the reason "Its for her!".

Curious George has Will Ferrel, Drew Barrymore, David Cross and Billy West in! Plus the soundtrack is done by Jack Johnson. So its a winner as far as I'm concerned. Very cliched in lots of places. Man makes friends with animal, something happens and man gets in trouble, man gets angry with animal, sends animal away, animal tries to stay, man gets angry and banishes animal away, tears from the audience (not me I had something in my eye), man misses animal, man gets animal back, happy ending, curtains draw.

Plus you get all the great lines that only Ferrel can pull off.

"His teeth are like Ginsu Knives!"

"Ah! Its burnt my retina"

She was really into the story, and acted like George (a monkey) for the rest of the day.

So we left the Cinema. Oke doke, I have got her into films good.

Now I have a lot to teach her still, and oddly enough it can all be learned from sports.

Winning, losing, getting embarrassed from being picked last, how to rip your mates finger nail of by twatting a tennis ball at him, the great feeling from twatting that bastard in your class with a hockey stick, getting hit, getting revenge......and also co-ordination and other stuff like that!

I have always supported England in the football. And Jecca has always gone along with me. So I asked her if she wanted an England shirt?

"YES!" came the excited reply.

Good, good. So we went into town and we both got the England home strip. As it worked out (cause's she's small) it meant that I could get her the shorts and everything, which she was very happy about.

We watched the warm up game against Jamaica, she shouted along with me in her England stuff. She seems very proud of it, and gets really into the spirit of things.

Did I mention that we won today? 6 (SIX)-0!

And yes, there was more Robot dancing from Crouch.

He's making a mockery out of it............................I wonder if he plays Tennis or Hockey?

It Was Gonna Happen Sooner Or Later

Its taken about 5 months, but here we go, pictures taken by Craigy of The One And Only



They get better




They get even better




Save the BEST till last





I'm no artist, these were all taken on my phone.

I'm happy with them.

End of.

World You Got It Wrong

Did anyone see the England V Hungary game the other day?

Well we won, 3-1. Peter Crouch scored. For those not in the know he is a lanky git.

Now as we all know when a goal is scored its normal for the scorer to celebrate. Crouch did some dancing, which is now being referred to as "doing the Crouch".

But wait! This is his dancing.

Thats not "The Crouch" Thats Robot Dancing.

There were pictures the other day in The Sun "newspaper" showing you step by step how to do it. It also mentioned that its what embarrasing uncles do at weddings.

Wrong, wrong, wrong!

Myself and two like minded groove-meisters, have been doing this dance for years. As well as body popping. Not always (but mostly) when hammered.

There is nothing wrong with this futurisitic dance at all, it shows timing and skill the likes of which are rarely seen on the dancefloor, well from the drunk people that I see through my drunk eyes anyway.

I am happy that Crouch did this infront of millions, it has opened the worlds heart to the dance, and apparently its the new sensation sweeping the nation. Good.

But world, please remember who started this off.

My drunken friends and myself.

So.........if you need to learn how to do the robot, and body popping, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them. Then maybe you should call...........the Thursday-Team.

*que gun fire followed by bizare techno music*