Things I have learnt recently that I maybe shouldn't have done.
1, When cooking a stir fry with your other half at no point should you pick up the ready to cook noodles and ask them
"Are you weady to wok?"
2, There is an advert in America about some Gillette product. There is a guy on this advert that looks way to amazed when he spots a bluetooth headset. You should never look completely amazed at people wearing bluetooth headsets.
3, This rule especially applies when you are on the motorway and you pull this overly amazed face at the people in passing cars. It puts them off.
4, When your other half has a bad dream and then becomes restless you should try and limit how much you comfort them. They might elbow you in the head for your efforts!
You live you learn.
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Yeah, you think I was having a bad dream... But you'll think twice before messing with me now, won't you? *Looks mean*
Funny voice and mildly racist...nice!
I was going for more of a Jonathan Ross kinda thingy to be fair.
Things I shouldn't have done:
Great Fire of London
Chicago Fire
Towering Inferno
Disco Inferno
Lesbian Spank Inferno
Actually, I do NOT regret the last one.
Neither do I ;-)
*THUD*
Craig's mouth hits the floor
Buddy! JACKPOT!
*high five*
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