Hello good people,
In but a few hours I will be loading all of my worldly possesions into the back of a van and moving home.
I say worldly possesions, I actually threw everything I own out so that I can make space for all of my DVD's. I have no less than 5 boxes that I would defend with my life (4 for dvd's and one for my lovely Sony DVD ((product placement should get me a kick ass TV......right?)))
The only issue with the new home is that the internet is not yet sorted so that means that I will not be around for an indefinte amount of time. I know I know that makes you sad. But keep your chin up, it'll all be good in the end, I shall return with stories of the new home...........complete with......
Stories of the bidet kind.
Yes my new Flap (it's how Jecka says flat) has a bidet. I haven't used it yet. But i will. The oddest thing about the said item is that it has a plug. I mean who in God's name wants to have THAT kind of water floating around?
I know what type of person, and I am quite frankly not that person.
I shall be back as soon as I can folks.
Until my return enjoy as many movies as you can, thanks to the 5secondmovies on youtube.
I have so many favourites is hard to choose.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Friday, July 13, 2007
Impressive Youtube-ation
I love simple music video's.
I have many favourites.
But here are but a few for you good people.
Daft Punk
Ok Go "Get over It"
Ok Go "Here It Goes Again"
And only because I found it again
Will Ferrell AND Jack Black presenting an award at the oscars.
I have many favourites.
But here are but a few for you good people.
Daft Punk
Ok Go "Get over It"
Ok Go "Here It Goes Again"
And only because I found it again
Will Ferrell AND Jack Black presenting an award at the oscars.
The Problems With Abbreviations
Went to the local supermakt the other night after work. The Amazing Sarah and I often go after work as the shop is open 24hours and we can slowly walk around and take our time with everything.
I started looking at the kitchen stuff. Sarah has a toaster, but we often have crumpets and other toasted items in the morning that are hard to reach, so I started thinking that we needed some tongs.
I spotted a hanging rack for utensils and thought it would be good for all things cookery. I picked p some tongs, a spoon, a spoon with holes, a potato peeler, a spaghetti measurer and a few other things.
Thats the main issue I have with shopping, I go for one thing and then I realise "Holy crap how have I lived wihout this useless thing?"
We eventually finish our shopping and head to the checkouts. We like the scan yourself checkout things as they are much easier and you don't make a fool of yourself whle talking to the checkout person.
The ones at this particular shop will speak to you and tell you the price of the item scanned, it will also display an abbreviation of the item.
For example:
Bottle Opener becomes Bottle Openr
A Cadbury's Twirl becomes Cad Twirl
and a Spaghetti Measure becomes.................a Spag Measure.
I am so glad that the shop was next to deserted as I just about wet myself laughing at that one.
My guilt only lessened when one of the workers that operates the main computer for all of this machinery came over and asked, "Are you laughing at the same thing as me? The Spag Measure?"
Yes I was.
I started looking at the kitchen stuff. Sarah has a toaster, but we often have crumpets and other toasted items in the morning that are hard to reach, so I started thinking that we needed some tongs.
I spotted a hanging rack for utensils and thought it would be good for all things cookery. I picked p some tongs, a spoon, a spoon with holes, a potato peeler, a spaghetti measurer and a few other things.
Thats the main issue I have with shopping, I go for one thing and then I realise "Holy crap how have I lived wihout this useless thing?"
We eventually finish our shopping and head to the checkouts. We like the scan yourself checkout things as they are much easier and you don't make a fool of yourself whle talking to the checkout person.
The ones at this particular shop will speak to you and tell you the price of the item scanned, it will also display an abbreviation of the item.
For example:
Bottle Opener becomes Bottle Openr
A Cadbury's Twirl becomes Cad Twirl
and a Spaghetti Measure becomes.................a Spag Measure.
I am so glad that the shop was next to deserted as I just about wet myself laughing at that one.
My guilt only lessened when one of the workers that operates the main computer for all of this machinery came over and asked, "Are you laughing at the same thing as me? The Spag Measure?"
Yes I was.
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Its Ok I'm Right Here
Hello devoted reader, I love you. I just needed you to know that.
I have not been around much I know, please let me finish, I have been busy. Well that's a lie, I've been at work a lot. I have also been trying to make my DVD collection even more impressive. And that's a challenge in its self.
I have recently bought:-
I have not been around much I know, please let me finish, I have been busy. Well that's a lie, I've been at work a lot. I have also been trying to make my DVD collection even more impressive. And that's a challenge in its self.
I have recently bought:-
A Few Good Men
Just for ol' Jack
Casablanca
Cause its awesome.
The Big Lebowski
Cause Trench Says its awesome.
L.A Confidential
Cause Col. Says its awesome.
Jackass boxset
It has commentaries (which are pretty poor, but have some good moments).
Cube Boxset
For those Hyper Cube days.
The Birds
I have never seen it and its meant to be aces.
Police Squad Complete Series
Its POLICE SQUAD!
Bill Bailey Boxset
Cause he's really funny.
Snakes On A Plane
Dumb, good fun.
Wall Street
"I loved you in Wall Street" no other reason.
Goodfellas 2 Disc
Because ever since I was a kid I wanted to be a gangsta......
The Bourne Identity
Its meant to be good.
Other than that I have been busy organising all of my things. Because you see reader, I have met someone. Someone with whom I might actually be able to take over the world and melt peoples frontal lobes with my superior mind.
She is of course The Amazing Sarah.
I shall be moving HQ at the end of the month. The Amazing Sarah and I were able to kick Batman out of his cave, because after all he isn't a "real" super hero. *wink*
So we have been buying things we need to live. So T.A.S bought a phone, and I bought a manly wok.
No need for anyother cooking appliance.
Well maybe a George Forman Grill,
and a smoothie maker would be nice,
but this Smeg fridge would be golden.
Come on, you owe me. I told you I love you, that costs money my friend
Just for ol' Jack
Casablanca
Cause its awesome.
The Big Lebowski
Cause Trench Says its awesome.
L.A Confidential
Cause Col. Says its awesome.
Jackass boxset
It has commentaries (which are pretty poor, but have some good moments).
Cube Boxset
For those Hyper Cube days.
The Birds
I have never seen it and its meant to be aces.
Police Squad Complete Series
Its POLICE SQUAD!
Bill Bailey Boxset
Cause he's really funny.
Snakes On A Plane
Dumb, good fun.
Wall Street
"I loved you in Wall Street" no other reason.
Goodfellas 2 Disc
Because ever since I was a kid I wanted to be a gangsta......
The Bourne Identity
Its meant to be good.
Other than that I have been busy organising all of my things. Because you see reader, I have met someone. Someone with whom I might actually be able to take over the world and melt peoples frontal lobes with my superior mind.
She is of course The Amazing Sarah.
I shall be moving HQ at the end of the month. The Amazing Sarah and I were able to kick Batman out of his cave, because after all he isn't a "real" super hero. *wink*
So we have been buying things we need to live. So T.A.S bought a phone, and I bought a manly wok.
No need for anyother cooking appliance.
Well maybe a George Forman Grill,
and a smoothie maker would be nice,
but this Smeg fridge would be golden.
Come on, you owe me. I told you I love you, that costs money my friend
Monday, July 09, 2007
The More You Know
Pikelet's.
They're like scotch pancakes made out of crumpets. They're bloody lovely.
End Transmission
They're like scotch pancakes made out of crumpets. They're bloody lovely.
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