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People get bored very easily. I'm sure you have already zoned out and are looking at that shiny thing out of the window already, but that's not going to stop me.
Have you all noticed how things get knocked up a notch *BAM* and then they become more appealing?
You have?
Well then I'd like to talk to you about the Bible. Dull boring Bible, so long and boring that they make it the only reading material in hotels in the hope that you will start reading it on the crapper.
Will it's time for the Bible to have an XX(L)treme make over.
The Manga Bible
Aren't kids that read these books going to be a little disappointed when they discover that David killed Goliath with a stone and not a fire ball?
But I guess the core of Manga is there, guy with massive powers roams the place kicking ass and doing impossible shit.
I'm personally waiting for the movie version.
*deep voice*
"This Summer, He has come from above."
*flash of a guy in the desert*
"He is the light for the world"
*Flash of water turning into wine*
"He will heal you."
*Small segment of a guy running*
"He" *someones feet in sandals*
"is" *moves up their legs*
"Gonna" *Camera cntinues to move up, going across a buff stomach*
"kick" *flash of manly chest*
"your" *flash of massive arms*
"ass" *We finally see that Manga Jesus is played by Henry Rollins.
I would pay to see that film.
Especially if Manga Jesus Henry Rollins had fire ball powers.
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Not Rollins.
The name's Van Damme.
Jesus, Van Damme.
Amazing! Mind if I add?
After "Ass":
*Extremely fast beat action music begins. A bunch of clips random action scenes... all so fast you can barely make any of them out... Then.. In red letters across the screen: "He Will Come Again.. And His Kingdom Will Have No End... Summer of 2008*
*Clip of John the Baptists head rolling down a hill*
"He's got twelve good reasons to kick your ass, or make it explode, with tentacles or something"
*pan down Jesus' rippling bicep to reveal he is holding a stone tablet. He flexes and the tablet EXPLODES*
(And no it doesn't matter that Moses did the funky tablet business and not Jesus. This is Extreme Manga Bible, we can rewrite it with extra awesome.)
Mary Magdalene was ALWAYS a Japanese School Girl, right?
Manga Bible says............
Yes.
RESULT!
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