I'm glad to see that there are still some people out there, that no matter what, they will get the job done.
I tell ya, if the crap on Channel 5 was one tenth that entertaining I would watch it. There is no way they can guarantee that thought.
Unless it's a programme about stapling and glueing things to Matthew Wrights smug dumb shit face.
What? Dislike him? Nah, he is very good at changing his opinion in a heartbeat to wind up whoever he is talking to, without ever expressing his own opinion.
I respect that.
*cough*
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Actually, that's given me a really good idea for a way to get people's attention when I am calling. :-)
King Kong,
in Cannes,
on a date with Spiderman.
Dan - Dare's, sitting there,
scared by killer teddy-bears.
Down town,
Mini mouse,
is slippin’ Micky's in the famous grouse,
Big - Bird, spreads the word,
Anybody with a heart votes love.
Judge Dredd,
Found dead,
Face down in Snoopy's bed.
Out - side, Tweetie Pie's,
Gettin’ itchy on more supplies.
Meanwhile,
Snow White,
Gets ready for work tonight.
Turning tricks with crystal tips,
Trying to make the best of it's absurd.
Puppy dogs and pussy cats,
In suspect suicide attacks.
Captain Kirk from Planet Earth,
Fights it out with Papa Smurf.
Some phoney little ponies, preying on old and lonely.
Making friends, robbing them, the X-men taught them everything.
Betty Boop, tired of life, took vows, ‘came bride of Christ.
While Tin Tin's been playing at Caesar's palace live on ice.
Babar Kumbayahs with the mighty Morphin movie stars,
as Big - Bird spreads the word,
Anybody with a heart votes love.
--Fluke, Absurd
Projectile vomiting at its greatest...
I wish they would've shown the camera guys face.
"Should we keep rolling?"
"Yeah, man. This could be on YouTube!"
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