At Birmingham New Street Train Station.
A group of teenagers walk around laughing at very "in" jokes between themselves. They are all obviously geeks. They start daring one of them to do something, Craig's interest is aroused.
Geeky Teenager walks up to a train porter: Excuse me.
Train Porter: Yes.
Geeky Teenager: When is the next train to Babylon 5?
*pause*
Train Porter: Fuck Off.
End
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Best conversation-to-have-been-part-of of the week:
Man: You sound like you're from Doncaster, are you from Doncaster?
Sarah: No, I'm from Middlesbrough.
Man: Doncaster?
Sarah: No, Middlesbrough.
Man: But it sounds like Doncaster.
Sarah: But it isn't. Middlesbrough is further north - I am a proper northerner.
Man: Yes, I know...
*Sarah nods*
Man: ... From Doncaster.
*Sarah exits*
You kill people on a regular basis, don't you?
That was to TAS.
B5 nonsense, I'm on the side of the porter. They sounded like fucktards.
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