Look......we need to talk

Hi there interweb. Sit down, we need to have a talk.

People normally start this conversation saying something like it's not you.....it's me. But that's not the case here, it's you.

We have had some good times together, you have picked me up when I was down. You made me laugh, you taught me things. We really do have some great memories. I know you have never been just mine, and I knew that coming into this whole thing that was the case. But it's the stuff you get up to with these "others".

You are breeding idiocy, and it has to stop. Oh, you know exactly what I am talking about. No, I'm not talking about the over opinionated teenagers that log on to imdb, and the morons that harp on and on on their blogs..........some of those guys are cool.

How do I put all of this? It's like, remember when Ibiza was the place to be. Then you had Ibiza Uncovered and Ibiza Reps Going Crazy and what not? Remember how all normal people looked at those programmes in disgust? Well you have become those programmes in places and I look at you and the people you "entertain" and "represent" with disdain.

People that write stuff like this for example:

hey *BLANK* u ok? u prob dntmemba me we used to go abbey together!! seems so long ago now! wot u up 2 these days neway? xx

It's shocking to see the English Language being put across like this. I mean I know I'm not perfect and my spelling can be pretty damned bad. But I have never/will never write "dntmemba". What the hell is that anyway? Take two words press them together and drop 20% of the letters, or at least replace them with one letter which sounds like a couple of letters.

Also NUMBERS ARE NOT LETTERS NOR ARE THEY GOOD SUBSTITUTES.

Again I know I am not perfect in anyway, and there are times where I don't want to read any book. But then I get over that slump and carry on. But when I read on peoples profiles and things that they "don't make a habit of reading, unless it's for uni" it makes me cry a little inside.

The fact that you aren't doing anything about this makes you part of the problem internet, and I just want to make it clear to you that we should maybe keep a good distance from each other. If only you could make it possible for me to type on other pages in red fonts so I can point out others mistakes, and help them become better formed people. Instead of turning the human race in2 sumthin dat don care wot u fink coz i gots me beer and me tv wiv eestendrs.


Seriously Internet, sort yourself out.



I do still love you.


*single tear*