I also enjoy cake.
This may have lead to me recently being reffered to as "Bacon Boy".
Yeah, I may have put on a bit of weight, and may now have a bit of a stomach on me. But I have started to take the correct course of action, as I do not want to look like a "b" on crutches.
I joined the gym.
There were two girls that came into my work during the week offering free days at the gym. I was planning on joining anyhow, so took this as a good place to get started.
You see here was me thinking I was going to go along, get shown all these different types of machines and what they do, and then be given a day to go crazy on them. Not the case. I was walked around by one f the girls as she just kinda pointed at things and said things like "That one is good for your stomach". That's it. No more explination about it. Admitidly I was a little intimidated by the whole idea of the gym. But now I'm terrified as I have no idea how to work anything and don't want to ask for fear of being put into one of these machines to find out that it's just a cleaner and more high tech device that Jigsaw (from Saw) has made, and I am about to die for not being fit.
But that aside. The equipment and the "muscle people" don't really bother me that much. They might scare me a little, but I just stay away from them and let them carry on looking at themselves which keeps them happy.
My main gripe with the gym is the locker room.
There seems to be no understanding of the male changing roms etiquette, which is quite simply
You get dressed as quickly as possible.
There was one chap that dried himself, then put his towel into his locker, got his phone out and started checking his messages. In the nip.
No need at all.
Blokes just shouldn't walk around the place, doing normal activities naked.
I'm no prude or anything, I just don't see why some men want to make the changing room, what we wish the womens changing room is like. "All naked, all the time".
And as much as I wish that dream was true, I'm sure it's not. Nor do lady sleep overs involve pillow fights. I'm sorry to burst that bubble lads, but it's a fact.
