Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Letters From The Craig

My mum sent me an e-mail. Basically she has been having some trouble with her neighbours. She has had an injunction put against the lad that lives there but he keeps on causing trouble.

He has been pulled into court.

I have been asked by the judge to attend court to give
evidence against *the kid causing issues* and the noise he was creating last Saturday. His mother and girlfriend deny that it was him. He has been threatened with a custodial sentence for contempt of court. I would rather not go but have
to or he may get off. His mum turned up in court in dirty jeans, pink crocs and a
white vest top without a bra. Lovely picture would put most ment off women
for life.Think of me on Friday.

I have sent back a very ranty e-mail to her, which I have attached for your amusement.

Hello,

To be honest when I think of that horrid woman I can picture the grotesque beast wearing exactly what you have mentioned. This is mostly a comment on her disgusting way of life, but even more sad is that it shows our society in quite a true reflection. She is like most women her age these days.

I got into an argument with a customer the other day (I know.....me!). She was saying that it's the kids of today that have made the world horrible. I disagreed. It's the parents of these kids that have taught the kids to not care and have little to no respect for anyone that have paved the way. These parents would be the kids of.....yup, the customer I was talking to. She didn't like the accusation that it was HER shitty parenting that has led an Evil begets evil path for HER dipshit Grandchild to think it's acceptable to wear a tracksuit all the time and shout and swear at anyone that passes them. But it is a fair comment I feel.

I am more than sure that both you and dad had fairly harsh upbringings, which paved the way for you to understand, respect and appreciate the way things are in the world. It helped you both get a better grasp on what was acceptable for children, namely your children. This is then what you pass on to your kids and they understand things like "If you go to a job interview/formal function or, oh I don't know, COURT then you WEAR A FUCKING SUIT! It kind of makes sense that only someone as (dare I be as un-pc as to say it?) retarded (Yes apparently I do) as that woman would think going into court wearing the equvilant of a sack of shit would be a good idea and would get the jury/judge on her side. And not just make them think "I know this sort of scumbag, they live on my street as well. I hate them. I mean HATE like they create bile in my throat when I see them. Like I wanna give them infected blankets in the hope that they don't wake up in the morning and I would be happy with the fact that *I* did that to them."

I am aware that I am becoming quite ranty on this topic, and I am OK with this. These people have caused and will continue to cause hassle and problems for you no matter what you do. If you go to court, then yes they shall want vengeance on you for what you have done. If you don't, then they will carry on being the ignorant white trash that they have always been and will cause problems without realising it. The sad thing is, I mean the really sad thing is, that they will never see that THEY are in the wrong at any turn. They fall into the same sack as the people that shoot animals with pellet guns "for fun". Or beat children. Or beat women. They don't see the line of right and wrong. They never consider that what they are doing could be causing harm/discomfort or pain for anyone at all. It bothers me greatly that people like this exist. I am aware I can't change the world, but if I had the chance to make one of them listen, and I mean listen to what they do to others then I would leap at it.

You must remember of course that you are only delivering one side of what has been happening, and it is up to the jury/judge to decide what is going to happen....if anything. Yes, once again that fuckwit family will think that it is the evil neighbours, and couldn't possibly be their angel of a son. I mean he only got kicked out of every school. He stopped even trying to get into a school after the age of, what 12? and has spent the past 6 years........SIX YEARS wandering around the streets causing trouble and being moronic. He lacks the intelligence and empathy to ever comprehend his actions, but this does not excuse them.

The other day outside my club I had three youths of various ages (14+) smoking. You are most likely thinking, that's silly. They then waited, loittering and when everyone had come back inside they picked all of the ciggerette ends up off the florr, and out of the in. I couldn't help but think "I would murder Jecka if she did that". But then I thought "Jecka would never do that" why? Because she fears me kicking her arse? Possibly, but mostly because she can see the line.



I can see why you wouldn't want to do the whole court thing, and I have no issue with you not wanting to do it. You, off course, know that it is the right thing to do and that you should do it. If not for you, but for the person in the future that he realy harms. But I am not going to try and twist your arm.



I'm not sure if I have ever said this to you, but you should know that you have raised three people in this world that know right from wrong. This may not seem like a lot in the grand scheme of things, but in this world trust me, it's a massive accomplishment.



If nothing else I'll come round and smash the little cunts face in if you want.

Peace Out



Craigy